After a week of really doing nothing we jump right back into dodging death at every turn!
Left Young, we weren't getting anywhere there on the job front and it was time to see something new for a change, maybe some mountains again. We packed up ol' Cory headed for Katoomba, the gateway to the Blue Mountains, or something like that, I didn't really pay much attention to the sign as we came into town. But before we get there, I found the most peculiar shop in Young. Now I had heard of this particular establishment before, Bill Bryson mentions it in is book “In a Sunburnt Country” but it had been months since I read that last and I had forgotten exactly which town it was in, only vaguely aware that we may come across it. It was shop that advertises from the outside that it sells all manner of pet needs, pet food, pet supplies, you name it, they've got it for pets. Alongside that on the marquee they also advertise they have all manner of items befitting needs of a more adult variety. Yes, they sold porn. And pet supplies. You could go in, pick up some food for the goldfish and something a little more interesting for yourself. I didn't go in, I couldn't bring myself to enter the adult shop. Maybe that's why it's mixed with the per store, anyone asks, you were just going to the pet store, but really, you were going to the “pet store.”
Back on the way to Katoomba, which is only about four hours from Young, we get to travel through the bustling burg of Bathurst (is it pronounced Bat-Hurst or Bath-Urst? We couldn't decide) and into the mountains. Starts out well enough, we left Young the way we came in earlier up to Cowra, which when we turn right instead of going straight on back up to Dubbo, its a surprisingly larger town than I thought previously. We pass out of town and up to a wind farm, which has a scenic lookout? Of course we check it out. You can drive up to a parking lot with a small shed with a few plaques about the turbines and sit and look at the turbines. It was nice actually, from what I read, the turbines operate at peak in 60km/h winds and produce 660V of electricity I think. I took a photo I think.
From there it was on to Bathurst where for the first time we encountered terrible drivers. Not terrible in the sense of “holy crap that person can't drive and is swerving all over the road” but more of “holy crap that person just cut someone off!” and “where do they think they're going? We all have to merge over, they can't shoot up the left lane and pass everyone.” It's the first time we've really seen such rushed driving since we've been here. Jeff is used to it back in Ann Arbor and such but it's the first time it's been really noticeable here to such a degree. We continued to be plagued with drivers like this until outside of town.
Outside of town Jeff reads a sign about a tourist drive that takes you out through the town of Oberon (regardless of what the actual definition is, after drinking their fine beer back home we refuse to accept it as the name of the King of the Fairies and instead think it should be German for Autumn) and to the Jenolan Caves. I remember reading about them and wanted to check them out, so we turned off and headed down the mountain. It starts out well, some road works outside of Oberon and gentle sense of decline, but as we get closer holy crap does the road become steep and winding. It has a sign saying no buses or trucks, but later we past a sign saying buses and trucks must use low gear, so which is it? The road winds around for many turns, each one being an extremely sharp U where we hope that we don't meet another car. Before we reach the end we pass a car park with signs about “Path to the Caves” we park there thinking its where to go. The lot is empty. Seems we picked a happening place to be. We get out and walk down the path which takes us past a really cool rock arch and then down the rest of the way to the bottom. We get there and see that there is a little town here, some houses, a bistro, a gift shop, a bus stop. We totally could have driven down and parked there. It's also where you go to get in on the cave tours. $30 some dollars, for the first level entry? Could pay more to get, um, more caves (really, what else could we be paying for?). We'll pass. We check out a map though and see some hiking trails and the like, we climb back up to the car, stopping to admire the arch some more (it was really cool) and passing a bull ant on the way. Holy crap bull ants are huge; they have these really nasty looking mandibles. Um, let's put on real shoes before we do anymore walking. We walked down again, this time a different track that took us into the Devil's Coach House (a big cave open on each end, which we passed through into the Grand Arch. Along the way Jeff spots every lizard and skink we pass. The lizards he says, look like they could sink their teeth and rip out some flesh and the skinks are poisonous. I don't know if they are, but I agree, I didn't want to get too close to them either. The Grand Arch is enormous, with entry ways branching off into the other caves that we could pay for and tour with people milling around waiting for each tour to begin. We noted back at the Nettle Cave off the Devil's Coach House that there's some barcode scanning thing before you can get in so we don't waste time trying to sneak in but instead start along the river trail. It starts out along blue lake which is crazy blue and surprisingly clear; the blue coloration comes from limestone dissolved in the water (or so we read). The hike is some 1.5Ks or so, doable, its not even four o'clock yet and we booked our accommodations in Katoomba online already so we don't even need to worry about that. Along the way there are signs about the local hydroelectric plant, that uses water from the river that is funnelled through pipes to a turbine somewhere at the end of the walk. The walk takes us along the river and over a few neat bridges, my favorite was a suspension that was all steel and slightly rust colored so it gave the total sense of possibly falling to your death. It was great. Along the way Jeff read something about platypus being in the river and we kept an eye out, but no sign of any. Which was for the best, they could come out and attack us at any time (Jeff was concerned with being attacked by things today, except the snakes really, which also are seen around the river “Snakes? Those are common, so you're looking for them. Platypus are less common, so you aren't watching for them, those are the ones that'll get you because you don't see them. And then the lizards and ants eat your remains”). We saw some fallen rocks that had bashed the safety railing and trees that had bent it, it really made the walk more exciting. The hydroelectric plant wasn't all the impressive, but it had an external light switch that would turn on the lights inside and you could see two old disconnected turbines and just barely make out the new one off to the side. The trip back to the Grand Arch didn't take to long, but we meet up with a couple where the woman turned around and made the “shh” gesture and pointed to a lizard chilling by the lake. Lady, I saw a lot of lizards today, it's not really a reason to be quiet. From there it was only a leisurely stroll back up the Devil's Coach House. But back up the stairs to the car park, that was anything but leisurely. It was another 600m to a look down (as opposed to a look out, difference? Not really sure, where you point your head I guess). Jeff continued on, but I stopped to drink water and catch my breath (the thin mountain air, really, yeah...). He comes back sometime later and says it was not worth it, it only takes him back up to some little stopping bay off the road and he rolled his ankle or something coming back down.
Back in the car, the maps says we should be able to continue on through Jenolan Caves and reach Katoomba without having to back track. We hope the way out is easier than the way in, but who are we kidding? (Jeff's thought for the day, besides the persisting “Freaking NSW!” is “Why do we do this to ourselves? We know driving and walking through the mountains is tiring and wrought with danger, remember the last time and Cory died going down the mountain?) But we push on. We get to drive through the Grand Arch (which is only One-Way it says, what it really means is that its narrow but traffic still comes in both directions, a trait the whole road up to the little town of Hampton shares) which is really cool, but now we're tired, sore, and nonplussed about caves we pass through and up the winding road to Katoomba. This road is crazy and we saw a bus back at the caves so they must come down it! Its only wide enough for one car to safely traverse at once, it really is only a One-Way, but Freakin' NSW, it has two way traffic on it. We navigate around turns even sharper than coming down and all the while we do pass cars going the other way! We barely have enough room to get over for them and don't always get much heads up that their coming around a curve. We have to change CDs in the car to something else, something good to die to. We decide on Adele, it's somber enough to actually be played at a funeral. And along the side of the road overlooking the drop off back down the mountain there is only wooden posts covered in moss with chicken wire stretched between them; we feel very safe and secure up here. But after many heart stopping events with other traffic and finding out Cory really isn't a fan of spending too much time in first or second gear, we made it back onto real roads and into Katoomba. From what we've heard and read there is a lot to see and do around here. The town itself is nice so far, chilly (isn't it supposed to still be summer?) but we're staying at a Lodge of some sort, so we are indoors on real beds, nice after a week spent in a tent on an air mattress.